Because Yelling at the Screen Doesn’t Work

Got a burning question? A review to share? A desperate need to vent about the lack of pillow mints in your life?

You’ve landed on the right page. Pop your thoughts below and we’ll get back to you — once we’ve recovered from our latest “luxury” stay.

💡 Pro tip: Before you type furiously, check out our ❓ FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions) page.

It covers all the awkward, obvious, and oddly specific things people ask — like “Do you really stay in these places?” and “Who hurt you?”
 

TL;DR: The FAQ has answers. This page is for everything else.