Cheap Thrill – Emergency Hotel Condom

Let’s face it—some hotel stays end in disappointment, some in mild trauma, and a rare few in desperate late-night decision-making. That’s where the Cheap Thrill Condom comes in: your last-minute backup plan wrapped in low-budget optimism and absolutely no judgment.

Proudly designed for:

• Questionable room service

• Forgotten personal standards

• The kind of night you’ll definitely deny in the morning

Made from probably-latex and a healthy dose of self-delusion, this single-use marvel promises medium-level protection with maximum-level regret. It comes packaged in sarcasm, and unrolls into a moment you’ll try to forget before checkout.

Tagline?"When free samples won’t cut it."(And yes, that includes the 2-ply toilet paper.)