Cheap Thrill – Emergency Hotel Condom
Ambience Of Grief Candle – Residues, Regrets & Ruined Vacations
Mini Hotel Room SOS Cleaning Kit – Because "Wiped Down" Was a Lie
Shower Away the Shame – Hotel Survival Soap Bar
No Mint On My Pillow – Pepo-Mint Tin
Bed Bug Hermit – Zippered Mattress Encasement for Uninvited Sleepovers
Noise Annihilators – Extra 3trength Earplugs for Hotel-Level Chaos
GO AWAY Traveler Door Stop – Deluxe Edition
Hotel Key Card Bottle Opener – Unlock Relief, One Beer at a Time
Stench Defense Room Spray – Emergency Odour
Master Swans of the Towel World – The Definitive Guide
BREAKFAST ENDS at 9:59AM Mug – The Passive-Aggressive Wake-Up Call
No Mint, No Mercy T-Shirt – Hospitality Revengewear
CEO of Complaints Hat – Executive-Level Whining Gear
