Stench Defense Room Spray – Emergency Odour

You know the smell. The one that hits you the moment you open the hotel door—the unique blend of damp carpet, despair, and possibly ham? Yeah. You didn’t book Eau de Body Odour, and yet… here we are.

Enter Stench Defense Room Spray, the first line of defense against your room’s signature stank. Just two sprays will neutralise yesterday’s fish special, and three will remove all trace of that mysterious foot smell near the curtains. Probably.

Infused with the delicate aroma of “This Room Should Smell Like Nothing,” it’s the weapon of choice for anyone who refuses to sleep in an olfactory war zone.

Approved by:

• Guests who travel with scented candles just in case

• People who’ve politely smiled through 3-star mildew

• Anyone who’s ever Googled “how to Febreze your soul”