Hotel Key Card Bottle Opener – Unlock Relief, One Beer at a Time

Ever wish your hotel key did something useful? Introducing the Hotel Key Card Bottle Opener – the only key card guaranteed to work every time, even when the front desk doesn’t.

Crafted in the exact shape of disappointment, this opener slides neatly into your wallet, just like that room key that never scanned. But unlike your actual hotel experience, this one delivers satisfaction with every pop.

Perfect for:

• Guests trapped in rooms with no minibar but plenty of minibar prices

• People who checked in emotionally and never checked out

• Anyone who’s earned a drink after locating the one working lift

Bonus Feature:The printed key symbol adds authenticity so you can pretend you were staying somewhere with functioning amenities.