Noise Annihilators – Extra 3trength Earplugs for Hotel-Level Chaos

You came for rest. Instead, you got honeymooners in Room 206, a plumbing ghost in the walls, and that one guy who definitely took a Zoom call at full volume in the corridor at 6:17am.

Introducing the Noise Annihilators™ – Extra 3trength Edition. Scientifically engineered (probably) to neutralise everything from snoring strangers to lift dings and emotional baggage slamming shut next door.

These foam plugs don’t just block sound—they block memories. Insert them deeply (into your ears, not your soul) and instantly transform your room into a peaceful echo chamber of not my problem.

Includes:

• 2 reusable foam earplugs

• Box with instructions you’ll ignore

• Just enough hope to get you through the night

Perfect for:

• Guests staying near the bar

• Anyone above or below a children’s birthday party

• Light sleepers. Heavy sleepers. All who wish to forget.