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One Night on Ambition: A Cruise Through Mist, Mystery, and Mild Regret
We boarded Ambition with high hopes and dry socks. Neither lasted. In 24 glorious hours, we braved Guinness in Fosters glasses, sun decks sealed off like crime scenes, and scrambled eggs that defied science. Welcome to a cruise where the average age was 84, and we were the designated youth club.

Nigel Slippers
Jul 20, 20254 min read
Welcome to the full archive of every creaky bed, cold pizza, broken lift, and bureaucratic check-in ritual I've endured across the UK.
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