Ever wondered what it’s like to sleep in a Cold War relic with curtains from your gran’s house? This mysterious hotel blends bunker energy with nostalgic confusion. From yellow hallways to pillow-based disappointment, it’s a journey through time, concrete, and emotional fatigue.

Welcome to The Harlow Hotel, where confusion is complimentary and customer service is somewhere in the basement. From impromptu fire alarms to front desk chaos, this stay redefined “disorganised charm.” It's like Fawlty Towers—only with less structure and more existential dread. Buckle up for one night of bewilderment, passive-aggressive signage, and a suspiciously locked breakfast room.